Thursday, February 14, 2008

maybe it's a birth defect...? long ass syndrome...? l.a.s.?

(looking at this pic, you might think it's nice out. nope...i couldn't feel my hands after this...i could only feel the burning pain in my fingers)

darn frickin people. darn frickin, self-centered, immature, mean, nasty, spoiled brat. darn frickin people. there, that's all i needed to say about that.

anyway, i saw this boy today in the skyway, i wanted to take his picture but he was kinda scary looking in that, 'i'll shoot you bitch', ghetto sorta way...so, i decided to keep the camera to myself. anyway again, about that boy...he wore his pants down to his knees! i mean, i'm not trying to sound all old and stuff, like, 'oh them kids nowadays...back in my day boys were respectable...', nah...truth is, i'm total awe of this art form. see, i wear those low rise things...ya know, gap: ultra low rise...stretch, and i have issues keeping them up. well, they don't just fall down or anything, but i do spend a good portion of my day doing that tugging thing. it's annoying. but this boy, his pants, they were comfortably at his knees and he didn't even walk that penguin-y. it was amazing. i found myself following that boy...for too long, staring at his ass. then it got weird...like i was gonna rob him or something...he was too cool to turn around and see me though. he just kept strolling through the skyway until he ditched me in that yummy smelling parking ramp staircase. and when i say ditch, i mean ditch...he took off through that door so fast, ran around the corner and i never saw him again.

sarah, i hope your night at work is going wonderful. sorry you're so bored that you're stuck reading this...and sorry because it wasn't even that good.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh aren\'t you sweet! I am tired and bored and your blog was kinda interesting, random, but interesting. I have to start some TPN in a few minutes...not that you know what that is, I will explain it to you at a later time. I am sure that you REALLY want to know! Can you tell that I am tired???
PS Shawn apparently got his truck started last night, we will see if he can get it started in the morning. Thanks again so much for borrowing us your fairy mobile!

Iris said...

i am sweet! like suga. i'm glad you're semi-interested in my random. TPN huh? I know all about total parenteral nutrition. i know about the need to be run through a central line due to the irritative nature it has on veins, about how sudden removal of TPN can cause hypoglycemia and that gradual removal is the only way you safely remove it, blah, blah, blah... see, i know ALL about TPN. i'm glad shawn's truck started for a bit last night. i'm betting it didn't start today though huh? you guys can use my fairy mobile (very funny btw...) for as long as you need. i work on tuesday but i'm sure we could work something out if ya still need it. hope last night went well!

Anonymous said...

How the hell do you know about TPN? The internet right...or do you secretly need it because of some nutritional disorder? I am so tired I am being a dumbass!