(99% of the people i've known in life have given me that look...it's typically whenever i open my mouth...apparently my dog thinks the same thing...)
(but, she still loves me :) )so...i want to write, but i don't have nothin' to say. so, i'm gonna, instead of rambling, focus for a moment on my senses... (yes. senses. because senses are not lame, or boring at all.)
my earballs:
currently, i'm hearing blink sing me a song about toasters and candy and cigarettes and stuff. i'm attempting to tune out the children in my house but, well, they're kids and they're impossible to ever fully tune out.
my nose:
i'm smelling my dog. she seems to think i need her protection at this moment so she's laying at my feet. i'm also smelling the cup of coffee that's been sitting here for three hours. i'm thinkin' it's time to drink this bad boy down...
my mouth:
just tastin' the diet mountain dew i consumed a few minutes ago. i've had three cans of soda today. that's three too many. i went on a monday soda binge apparently.
my touchiness:
eh. mostly feeling the keyboard right now. woah. this IS boring. why did i think my senses thing was a good topic? this is stupid. i thought i could come up with something awesome to write about with each one, but alas, i totally failed. oh wait! i'm only at four. there's five. what's number five? i'll make 5 be awesome, i really will, when i remember what it is, that is. uhm...smell, touch, taste, hearing, uhm...hmmmm...well, let's see here...OH! EYES! SIGHT!
i'm lookin' at:
my computer. yes. i'm looking at my stupid, boring computer. wow. good thing i remembered sight. don't know what this blog would've been without it. hmmm. i guess i'm also lookin' at my office. there was an ADHD storm that happened in here, a category 5. it's all messy. but, eh, feels like home, like my brain. hey wait. isn't there like a 6th sense or somethin? i mean, i know there's a movie...but what is it? intuition or psychic or something?
my 6th sense (minus the dead bruce willis):
uhm. well, my sixth sense is telling me that you've been thinking about someone lately? and that you're wrestling with a decision? and that you should be listening to your sixth sense better, as it's trying to tell you something? okay, okay, okay...so, i'm still not positive what a 6th sense is, or what i even said up there. i mostly thought about the fortune teller in that one episode of, little house on the prairie, and said that kind of stuff. i'm not sure my sixth sense is working, or ever has for that matter.
well, maybe i should have just rambled tonight?? this senses idea was lame-o. maybe if i were cooler, or more interesting, this would have been a marvelous idea, but, well, i'm neither cool nor interesting.
also, if you've never seen that sixth sense movie, please disregard that dead bruce willis comment up there and forget i ever said anything, kapeash??
double also, aka: ppss, i don't really touch dead people, like my title alludes to. i was just trying to be clever. not sound like a sicko.
my earballs:
currently, i'm hearing blink sing me a song about toasters and candy and cigarettes and stuff. i'm attempting to tune out the children in my house but, well, they're kids and they're impossible to ever fully tune out.
my nose:
i'm smelling my dog. she seems to think i need her protection at this moment so she's laying at my feet. i'm also smelling the cup of coffee that's been sitting here for three hours. i'm thinkin' it's time to drink this bad boy down...
my mouth:
just tastin' the diet mountain dew i consumed a few minutes ago. i've had three cans of soda today. that's three too many. i went on a monday soda binge apparently.
my touchiness:
eh. mostly feeling the keyboard right now. woah. this IS boring. why did i think my senses thing was a good topic? this is stupid. i thought i could come up with something awesome to write about with each one, but alas, i totally failed. oh wait! i'm only at four. there's five. what's number five? i'll make 5 be awesome, i really will, when i remember what it is, that is. uhm...smell, touch, taste, hearing, uhm...hmmmm...well, let's see here...OH! EYES! SIGHT!
i'm lookin' at:
my computer. yes. i'm looking at my stupid, boring computer. wow. good thing i remembered sight. don't know what this blog would've been without it. hmmm. i guess i'm also lookin' at my office. there was an ADHD storm that happened in here, a category 5. it's all messy. but, eh, feels like home, like my brain. hey wait. isn't there like a 6th sense or somethin? i mean, i know there's a movie...but what is it? intuition or psychic or something?
my 6th sense (minus the dead bruce willis):
uhm. well, my sixth sense is telling me that you've been thinking about someone lately? and that you're wrestling with a decision? and that you should be listening to your sixth sense better, as it's trying to tell you something? okay, okay, okay...so, i'm still not positive what a 6th sense is, or what i even said up there. i mostly thought about the fortune teller in that one episode of, little house on the prairie, and said that kind of stuff. i'm not sure my sixth sense is working, or ever has for that matter.
well, maybe i should have just rambled tonight?? this senses idea was lame-o. maybe if i were cooler, or more interesting, this would have been a marvelous idea, but, well, i'm neither cool nor interesting.
also, if you've never seen that sixth sense movie, please disregard that dead bruce willis comment up there and forget i ever said anything, kapeash??
double also, aka: ppss, i don't really touch dead people, like my title alludes to. i was just trying to be clever. not sound like a sicko.
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