Thursday, June 26, 2008

blink is so great...can't get enough...

(two of my best friends who somehow deal with me...the other two somehow cope too...weird)

(last nights conversation was so incredible...stopping to blog would have been asinine...)

so, without further adu...a blog:

yes, i understand the need for moderation.

i understand the importance of limiting yourself.
i get it.
i really do.

but then, every now and then, i forget all about it and eat, oh, let's just say, an entire row and a half of fig newtons in one days time. they were both lunch, and dinner (and a snack or four in between) two days ago.
i am still paying for it today.

i think the problem started when i saw them at target, in the target brand...they were cheap and they are my favorite--and so i decided i needed to have some at that very minute. obviously, i went completely overboard due to the excitement of finally getting my figgy little fingers on some. even the thought of them is enough to make my stomach convulse. i wonder if all that outside shortbread stuff is in one big clump in there? that would explain so much of how i'm feeling. and then all those figs...how many figs did i actually consume i wonder...? gross.

on an equally gross note...my foot. it hurts. every time i walk i swear i can feel the skin tear a little more. it's awful. it's ooz-ey too. one time, when i was little, i was barefoot (i think half of my issues are that i'm always barefoot) and i stepped on a piece of glass. it was terrible. i bled a lot and that thing took forever to heal up. hopefully this one won't take as long...seeing as how i don't have a shard of glass jutting out of the bottom of my foot this time.

so yeah...that's where i'm at right now. i feel bad for my friends who put up with me sometimes.
oh well, i keep them somewhat entertained...and repulsed i spose.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

when did you snap that pic? I mean I know when, but I didn't even know you were taking a pic. It is cool though, I look hot! literally
Can you tell I am bored at work tonight???

Iris said...

wienie roast night...while you were cooking your kids wienies. you two were chatting and i was ignoring the kids.

yeah, you must have been bored at work! you should have had a dance party :)