so, lindsey lohan's gay. and so is clay aitken. and david blaine just did something insanely ridiculous and incredibly un-entertaining, again.
and just when i think i've seen it all, and am shocked by it too...i read on cnn.com that some fats help your heart and some fats harm it...!
no way.
wow.
i mean, i wonder what fats could harm it? surely not fast food type fats, right? OMG...they're saying that's the kind that does it?! jeez. whoulda thunk it?
and to think, google actually has to offer ten million bucks for helpful ideas...amazing...i bet they'll never get one. oh wait, i gotta good one. get rid of david blaine. he's annoying. sorry google, but until sexuality and stupidity stop making headlines on reputable news stations, maybe someone will come up with a good idea.
good freakin thing benjamin franklin didn't have the intermess. we'd probably still be in the dark...after all, he may have learned thomas jefferson was screwing a slave (if pictures popped up on tmz or video surfaced on youtube that is) and then spend three hours clicking stumble (i love stumble btw...) before driving his SUV two blocks to micky d's, gettin himself a big mac and coming home only to turn on america's next top model.
and just when i think i've seen it all, and am shocked by it too...i read on cnn.com that some fats help your heart and some fats harm it...!
no way.
wow.
i mean, i wonder what fats could harm it? surely not fast food type fats, right? OMG...they're saying that's the kind that does it?! jeez. whoulda thunk it?
and to think, google actually has to offer ten million bucks for helpful ideas...amazing...i bet they'll never get one. oh wait, i gotta good one. get rid of david blaine. he's annoying. sorry google, but until sexuality and stupidity stop making headlines on reputable news stations, maybe someone will come up with a good idea.
good freakin thing benjamin franklin didn't have the intermess. we'd probably still be in the dark...after all, he may have learned thomas jefferson was screwing a slave (if pictures popped up on tmz or video surfaced on youtube that is) and then spend three hours clicking stumble (i love stumble btw...) before driving his SUV two blocks to micky d's, gettin himself a big mac and coming home only to turn on america's next top model.
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