Thursday, April 24, 2008

i know they're a part of kmart and all, but really...?

(i spent my day under this umbrella)

quick story...today, while at sears (why i was there, i'm still not totally sure) i saw the most idiotic promotion. oh wait--here, let me tell the story better...this rainy afternoon, in the never ending wii search, i walked in through the tool section doors at sears and there, on my left, was a small round table with a yellow tablecloth, seven two liter bottles of soda and a sign reading exactly this: CREDIT BLOWOUT EVENT! Free 2 liter pop with every new credit account.

wow. thanks sears for giving so much back to your loyal-enough-to-open-a-charge-account-with-you customers. seriously, your generosity astonishes me.