here's a snippet of the conversation...
he said...so yeah, i'm just laying on the beach, it's beautiful here *pause* wow, yeah, she was hot *long pause* yeah, so uh, what was i saying...? and i said, shut up, it's been 45 degrees and raining for two days straight now. to which he replied, yeah, well, at least it's not snowing.
to him, after two days of snow, i say...you suck.