Thursday, October 30, 2008

bad bad leroy brown

can anyone explain to me what's happening in that pic? are they doin it? is the one on top eating the other one? did the one molt? like my tarantula...? (yes, i have a tarantula as a pet.) those two stayed like that, like, forever. i mean, you know how jumpy grasshoppers are...they actually let me--with my tripod--get that shot. it was weird. oh, speaking of weird...do you ever just get someone's music stuck in your head? i do. lately it's been jim croce. he was so amazing. i can't stop listening to him. too bad he died. in a plane crash. i need to make money. more money. my job pays crap. i'm getting real close to doing something real big...i can feel it. in fact, i just got a wonderful offer from a good old friend. she's an amazing creative writer who's trying to make a living doing it freelance...anyway, she offered to do any writing i need (website, flyers, etc...the stuff that always hangs me up) for free. in return, i offered her free photo work to help build her portfolio or for anything else she needs. i'm excited. i just need to find a course of action...

that's all i gots tonight. tomorrow is a party night so i probably won't blog. i plan to drink till my fingers can't type...

i will leave you with these parting words of advice though...

don't tug on superman's cape.
don't spit into the wind.
don't pull the mask off the old lone ranger and DON'T mess around with slim.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

sleepy peepy



i don't have much to say tonight. i do have a great story for tomorrow or something, but tonight, well yeah...i'm going to bed. i'm tired. really tired.

Monday, October 27, 2008

laid off




there once was a man named mcswenson.
whose nose i would like to be punchin.
his boyfriend he kissed
so his nose i did miss
but his toes, well they took a good crunchin.

jerk.

if you had faith in anything other than the spandex of your bicycle shorts and keeping your homosexuality in the closet you might sense the evil glare karma is giving you right now.

jerk.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

today



it snowed today and i talked to aaron today. saw my work in action at work today and tried to say hi to my mom today. i was a cat today and wore lots of black today. i ate cold pizza today and an amazing pomegranate too.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

i'm not sure this makes any sense...


dia de los muertos...my birthday.

that explains a lot about me...maybe even my absolute love of the new shower curtain my fiance bought. despite the fact that we're too broke to be being new novelty shower curtains. *ahem*

oh yeah...sorry about last night. the wine happened. that palin girl didn't deserve that.
*cough * choke*

oh come on...be serious.

*heehee * heehee*

*holds breath*

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

no really. sorry.

Friday, October 24, 2008

i have no idea what just happened

(i felt like buying a fern today so i went to home depot and bought a fern today)

shit.

today i went to walmart and right now i'm eating nachos and drinking wine from a box.
this a'int right.

at least i'm still votin obama.

hmmm, well...but that there palin's lookin and soundin pretty dang convincin. bein she's a maverick and a woman and all. her five kids an that new born special needs baby are real lucky to have such a great mommy. good thing she's there for 'em. i bet she'd be real there for america too. and real smart. makin the choice to run for veep was real smart. she's a maverick. a real maverick. an real smart. good for her. what'a real strong woman. maybe i should vote for her. maybe then i'd be as smart as her. maybe i could be a strong mom too. it was so smart of mccain to pick 'er. i'm sure he was usin his smarts too. always lookin out for our country...i mean, when he dies in office he was so smart to make sure that that palin maverick will be there to lead us all. girl power! yay!



sorry.
i'm done now.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

choo choooooooooo

(i got lost on my way home from work tonight. i had to pee so bad...and then, after an hour of driving...the long train happened)